you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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