: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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