Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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