I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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