They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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