I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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