You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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