did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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