he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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