it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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