My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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