i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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