ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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