Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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