so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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