Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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