I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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