Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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