ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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