I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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