Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Bring me that man meat
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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