Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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