My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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