doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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