Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You ate ashes out of my bong
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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