why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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