some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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