Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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