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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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