Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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