Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
These tits shall not be calmed
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