I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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