so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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