Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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