She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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