The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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