Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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