He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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