YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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