dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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