party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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