WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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