Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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