I got chris browned last night
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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