halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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