It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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