I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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