omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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