Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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