We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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