And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
