STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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