Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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