my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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